caption time thread
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Re: caption time thread
I'll start
The new manager practising his chat up line:
"So. Karen, are you free for tea tonight? . . . . . Hey Karen, nice boobs. . . . Hi Karen, do you like my new trainers?"
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Pellegrini: "Who is this Dicks, that you speak of? the best cone placer of all time, you say? now now, my friend, don't get upset"prince_huggy wrote:
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Why is the sign behind telling us to light his bottom burp?prince_huggy wrote:
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prince_huggy wrote:
Pellegrini orders in Andy Carroll's new protective clothing.
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Re: caption time thread
[quote="ageing hammer"[/quote]
Stop moving so quickly you are showing the others up!
Stop moving so quickly you are showing the others up!
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Pellegrini: "Who is this Dicks, that you speak of? the best cone placer of all time, you say? now now, my friend, don't get upset"
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"Oh Dios mío! El enano porno quiere poner fin a nuestra actividad de transferencia? No puede ver qué tan delgado es el escuadrón? Corto arsed hijo de puta"
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So, you pull the cord to activate the Redknapp doll and you can hear a selection of favourites, “bare bones, triffic player, lovely girl Louise” etc. And it also comes with a second face and a sharp knife.cockney hammer wrote:
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The chairman wants to meet me in the morning, if anything happens to me It's your aarsehole that will be twitching by the time I am finished with you.cockney hammer wrote:
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Well Arry I would consider a Jag myself but there's always a Beemer or Merc to look imposing but in all honesty I reckon the Range Rover has the best car window to do interviews through... Why do you ask.cockney hammer wrote:
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