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bamber :thup: :thup:
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'Come in Manchester United my times up.'
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I'll start

The new manager practising his chat up line:

"So. Karen, are you free for tea tonight? . . . . . Hey Karen, nice boobs. . . . Hi Karen, do you like my new trainers?"
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Pellegrini: "Who is this Dicks, that you speak of? the best cone placer of all time, you say? now now, my friend, don't get upset"
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Manuel Pellegrini greets the two new David Sullivan signings.
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Why is the sign behind telling us to light his bottom burp?
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prince_huggy wrote:Image

Pellegrini orders in Andy Carroll's new protective clothing.
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Pellegrini instructing his new defensive formation. The
flat back two
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prince_huggy wrote:Image

West Ham unveil two signings from new sponsors Ikea
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Stop moving so quickly you are showing the others up!
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This new kit, where is the claret?
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somerset-hammer wrote:
Pellegrini: "Who is this Dicks, that you speak of? the best cone placer of all time, you say? now now, my friend, don't get upset"
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"Oh Dios mío! El enano porno quiere poner fin a nuestra actividad de transferencia? No puede ver qué tan delgado es el escuadrón? Corto arsed hijo de puta"
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So, you pull the cord to activate the Redknapp doll and you can hear a selection of favourites, “bare bones, triffic player, lovely girl Louise” etc. And it also comes with a second face and a sharp knife.
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The chairman wants to meet me in the morning, if anything happens to me It's your aarsehole that will be twitching by the time I am finished with you.
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"Never trust this c**t, for a start..."
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"And this is how NOT to play musical statutes"
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Well Arry I would consider a Jag myself but there's always a Beemer or Merc to look imposing but in all honesty I reckon the Range Rover has the best car window to do interviews through... Why do you ask.
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