Things that make no sense

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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby woodford on Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:25 am

the automated helpline on Virgin Media telling me to go online and use the help centre to let them know my broadband isnt working
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby CMNinja on Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:30 am

DasNutNock wrote:“Lady GaGa syndrome”


What's that? Is it something I should see the doctor about?
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby DasNutNock on Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:42 am

CMNinja wrote:What's that? Is it something I should see the doctor about?


Depends if you were born that way or not.
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby delbert on Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:16 pm

woodford wrote:the automated helpline on Virgin Media telling me to go online and use the help centre to let them know my broadband isnt working


They also recommend you phone them when your phone isn't working, genius.......
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby mushy on Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:41 pm

delbert wrote:
That one very stressed out and over worked attendant is looking after 4 or 6 self service tills.........

Or in my local Asda up to 20 at any one time.
Luckily the locals are an understanding lot who wait patiently for their turn to have their extra strength lager approved.
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby Hammer.CA on Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:26 pm

How wonderfully hilarious some of the stuff posted on KUMB is and yet if you show it to any non West Ham or football fan they wouldn't get it.
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby view from the shires on Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:23 pm

Tenbury wrote:I.T...... :oops:


Stands for Interfering Twats.

If you want to make changes ask the person who understands the job the system is required to do, not what you think are improvements (or get the person in the company who didn't use the previous system properly to run the trials on the upgrade).
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby bubbles1966 on Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:07 pm

Thick black marker fashion eyebrows.

Image

I mean.....come on....
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby S-H on Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:09 pm

Wow bubbs, you look nothing like I imagined.
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby warp on Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:15 pm

the fact that no one mentioned my mum yet...
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby Johnny Byrne's Boots on Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:16 pm

^^^ She's giving the GD thread a go
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby Monkeybubbles on Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:26 am

somerset-hammer wrote:Wow bubbs, you look nothing like I imagined.


You can't see the quiff in that photo. Otherwise 100%.
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby vietnammer on Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:55 am

Light switches in hotel rooms
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby Morocco Mole on Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:59 am

The complexities/agg of car insurance now.

Remember when you used to just phone a bloke you knew by name/occasionally played golf with?
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby ageing hammer on Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:02 am

Women at ATM machines,

press 4 digit pin code and select amount, a man takes 10 seconds a woman 10 minutes wtf :fsake:
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby S-H on Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:04 am

ageing hammer wrote: a man takes 10 seconds



Glad I'm not the only one..

:oops:
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby claretandblue82 on Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:04 am

Religion
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby HalfTimePie on Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:12 am

When people complain about scripting in fifa but when they score a winner in the 90th it'd down to skill.
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby Hammer1972 on Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:35 am

DasNutNock wrote:“Lady GaGa syndrome”


CMNinja wrote:
What's that? Is it something I should see the doctor about?


It's when you want to poke 'er face...
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby woodford on Fri Oct 05, 2018 3:52 pm

vietnammer wrote:Light switches in hotel rooms



showers in hotels

Family guy quote for hotel showers " the first 4 minutes should be a mix of pain and confusion"
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