Little things that irritate you
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- The Old Man of Storr
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Getting up at 4.45am to see the bloody Super Wolf Blood Moon only for it to be hidden by clouds .
Cheered up when I saw the photo that someone had sent in to the BBC this morning though , a circular piece of pepperoni or some such cured sausage .
Cheered up when I saw the photo that someone had sent in to the BBC this morning though , a circular piece of pepperoni or some such cured sausage .
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Who tf pronounces it poe-leese? It's pleese, or more accurately the old bill.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
That thing that they do on Match of the Day...
When the camera cuts away to a member of the public in the crowd, and the commentator has to make some particularly "hilarious" comment.
You know...
Cut to man in the crowd, stifling a yawn.
"Not keeping you awake are we sir ?.."
That sort of thing....
When the camera cuts away to a member of the public in the crowd, and the commentator has to make some particularly "hilarious" comment.
You know...
Cut to man in the crowd, stifling a yawn.
"Not keeping you awake are we sir ?.."
That sort of thing....
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Poe-leese? Pleese? I thought it was pronounced pigs!sendô wrote:Who tf pronounces it poe-leese? It's pleese, or more accurately the old bill.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Martin Tyler saying "...And it's live!" before the start of every game he commentates on for Sky.
Dunno why, just gets on my nerves.
Dunno why, just gets on my nerves.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Yep, +1, I think we are just miserable in fairness...AnthraxDave wrote:Martin Tyler saying "...And it's live!" before the start of every game he commentates on for Sky.
Dunno why, just gets on my nerves.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Oh yeah, mentioning Martin Tyler....
He has started to do that strange little "Motty laugh"
I'm sure it comes with old age....
He has started to do that strange little "Motty laugh"
I'm sure it comes with old age....
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Re: Little things that irritate you
I wouldn't knowdavids cross wrote:Oh yeah, mentioning Martin Tyler....
He has started to do that strange little "Motty laugh"
I'm sure it comes with old age....
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Re: Little things that irritate you
I saw 2 minutes of an 8 Out Of 10 Cats programme yesterday. Jimmy Carr was doing a loud, sycophantic laugh every time one of the other people said anything vaguely funny. I had to switch it off immediately.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
My arris at the moment.
A bit like the Pinky's piles thread I am out of work at the moment with the shingles ( worst pain I have ever had in my life ), and I don't know if it is all the tablets I am on or what but two days ago developed the trots big time. My ****hole is red raw but the good bit was I used Pinky's tip of using water wipes , you know the baby wipe thingys and they are a great help.
Now the little thing that irritates me bit:
I left the packet of wet wipes in the cupboard right next to the toilet in the kazi. So during the 15 to 20 visits the routine was the same and finishing with the soothing cool wet wipes. That is until an hour ago when my missus was doing her thing ( cleaning and tidying etc... ) and when I reached for the wet wipes .....no they weren't gone, I grabbed a sheet and wiped waiting for the cool soothing moment.
She had been cleaning the bathroom with a packet of these multi-surface bleach wipes and when finished had placed them in the same cupboard on top of my wet wipes.
The screams could be heard in space.
My son saw me appearing out of the door head first and said I resembled a badger with his ****hole on fire.
Talk about look before you leap. :shock:
A bit like the Pinky's piles thread I am out of work at the moment with the shingles ( worst pain I have ever had in my life ), and I don't know if it is all the tablets I am on or what but two days ago developed the trots big time. My ****hole is red raw but the good bit was I used Pinky's tip of using water wipes , you know the baby wipe thingys and they are a great help.
Now the little thing that irritates me bit:
I left the packet of wet wipes in the cupboard right next to the toilet in the kazi. So during the 15 to 20 visits the routine was the same and finishing with the soothing cool wet wipes. That is until an hour ago when my missus was doing her thing ( cleaning and tidying etc... ) and when I reached for the wet wipes .....no they weren't gone, I grabbed a sheet and wiped waiting for the cool soothing moment.
She had been cleaning the bathroom with a packet of these multi-surface bleach wipes and when finished had placed them in the same cupboard on top of my wet wipes.
The screams could be heard in space.
My son saw me appearing out of the door head first and said I resembled a badger with his ****hole on fire.
Talk about look before you leap. :shock:
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Re: Little things that irritate you
This is a f*cking BRILLIANT story.ageing hammer wrote:My arris at the moment.
A bit like the Pinky's piles thread I am out of work at the moment with the shingles ( worst pain I have ever had in my life ), and I don't know if it is all the tablets I am on or what but two days ago developed the trots big time. My ****hole is red raw but the good bit was I used Pinky's tip of using water wipes , you know the baby wipe thingys and they are a great help.
Now the little thing that irritates me bit:
I left the packet of wet wipes in the cupboard right next to the toilet in the kazi. So during the 15 to 20 visits the routine was the same and finishing with the soothing cool wet wipes. That is until an hour ago when my missus was doing her thing ( cleaning and tidying etc... ) and when I reached for the wet wipes .....no they weren't gone, I grabbed a sheet and wiped waiting for the cool soothing moment.
She had been cleaning the bathroom with a packet of these multi-surface bleach wipes and when finished had placed them in the same cupboard on top of my wet wipes.
The screams could be heard in space.
My son saw me appearing out of the door head first and said I resembled a badger with his ****hole on fire.
Talk about look before you leap. :shock:
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Re: Little things that irritate you
The bloke's a bellend and symptomatic of all that is wrong with modern football coverage. Everytime I hear his voice I'm reminded of him ****ing himself furious when Aguerro scored the winner vs QPR in 2012, so irritating.AnthraxDave wrote:Martin Tyler saying "...And it's live!" before the start of every game he commentates on for Sky.
Dunno why, just gets on my nerves.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
:lol: Superb ageing!
You do realise that people pay good money for anal bleaching?
Who knew that you could d.i.y...
You do realise that people pay good money for anal bleaching?
Who knew that you could d.i.y...
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Re: Little things that irritate you
At least Barry Davies retired just before Ollie Gunnar came back into football.sendô wrote:The bloke's a bellend and symptomatic of all that is wrong with modern football coverage. Everytime I hear his voice I'm reminded of him ****ing himself furious when Aguerro scored the winner vs QPR in 2012, so irritating.
The way he used to pronounce OG's surname, used to irritate the enamel right off of my teeth.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
It might sound funny to you lot but my ring piece is so hot right now I reckon if you could look through the hubble telescope backwards you would still see it glowing.