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Cockneyboy311
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by Cockneyboy311 » Wed Jan 30, 2019 1:11 pm
The Old Man of Storr wrote:
This gorgeous Nurse at our local hospital once said to me ' You have great veins ' .
Oh, Matron!
DasNutNock
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by DasNutNock » Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:19 pm
Having several enormous sh*ts today. Has left me with Jedi reflexes and the ability to see round corners.
Samba
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by Samba » Wed Jan 30, 2019 5:18 pm
DasNutNock wrote: Having several enormous sh*ts today. Has left me with Jedi reflexes and the ability to see round corners.
And a terrible craving for crisps...
S-H
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by S-H » Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:52 pm
The thought of having a pint or two down the pub tomorrow.
Clacton-ammer
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by Clacton-ammer » Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:58 pm
From #bbcfootball - Chris: Bolton could do with at least a striker, a winger, an attacking midfielder, a defensive midfielder, a left-back, a new manager, a new chairman, a new owner and an injection of cash. That's not too much to ask is it?
warp
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by warp » Thu Jan 31, 2019 4:00 pm
Clacton-ammer wrote: From #bbcfootball - Chris: Bolton could do with at least a striker, a winger, an attacking midfielder, a defensive midfielder, a left-back, a new manager, a new chairman, a new owner and an injection of cash. That's not too much to ask is it?
they forgot to add "relocation" on that list.
Monkeybubbles
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by Monkeybubbles » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:37 pm
Our kittens had their first ever encounter with snow this evening. They totally lost the plot, running and jumping all over the place, in and out the catflap like a Dutch porn star, it was hysterical.
Toulouse_Iron
The boy's got form
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by Toulouse_Iron » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:57 pm
S-H wrote: The thought of having a pint or two down the pub tomorrow.
Me too mate .Dry January will be a dim and distant memory by kick off in the France-Wales egg chasing.
-DL-
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by -DL- » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:03 pm
Having a nasty pain in my side for a few that got me all worried thinking it was related to this goddamn cancer - only to get a 'gloop' happen in my guts, and then emitting an absolute belter of a fart that was loud and long.
The pain has now gone.
Samba
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by Samba » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:05 pm
S-H wrote: Beer.
Monkeybubbles
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by Monkeybubbles » Sat Feb 02, 2019 11:17 am
The cute kittens that we got a few months back are growing up to be proper enforcers
S-H
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by S-H » Sat Feb 02, 2019 11:37 am
That's what a diet of Rum and seagulls will do, I guess.
Samba
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by Samba » Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:05 pm
FFS! - I hope you've got a panic room you can get into one day...
jastons
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by jastons » Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:17 pm
Lionel Messi
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How anyone can say Cristiano Ronaldo is better than him is truly beyond me.
James P
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by James P » Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:48 pm
I was expecting more than that given the build up.
S-H
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by S-H » Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:55 pm
James P wrote: I was expecting more than that given the build up.
Doubt that would make his top 100 best goals.
FreeWheeling
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by FreeWheeling » Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:36 pm
Monkeybubbles wrote: The cute kittens that we got a few months back are growing up to be proper enforcers
What sort of ****ed up mutation happened to those two ?