Little things in life that make you smile

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The Old Man of Storr wrote:

This gorgeous Nurse at our local hospital once said to me ' You have great veins ' . :)

Oh, Matron!
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Having several enormous sh*ts today. Has left me with Jedi reflexes and the ability to see round corners.
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DasNutNock wrote:Having several enormous sh*ts today. Has left me with Jedi reflexes and the ability to see round corners.
And a terrible craving for crisps...
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The thought of having a pint or two down the pub tomorrow.
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From #bbcfootball - Chris: Bolton could do with at least a striker, a winger, an attacking midfielder, a defensive midfielder, a left-back, a new manager, a new chairman, a new owner and an injection of cash. That's not too much to ask is it? :D
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Clacton-ammer wrote:From #bbcfootball - Chris: Bolton could do with at least a striker, a winger, an attacking midfielder, a defensive midfielder, a left-back, a new manager, a new chairman, a new owner and an injection of cash. That's not too much to ask is it? :D
they forgot to add "relocation" on that list.
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Our kittens had their first ever encounter with snow this evening. They totally lost the plot, running and jumping all over the place, in and out the catflap like a Dutch porn star, it was hysterical.
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S-H wrote:The thought of having a pint or two down the pub tomorrow.
Me too mate .Dry January will be a dim and distant memory by kick off in the France-Wales egg chasing.
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:thup:
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Beer.
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Having a nasty pain in my side for a few that got me all worried thinking it was related to this goddamn cancer - only to get a 'gloop' happen in my guts, and then emitting an absolute belter of a fart that was loud and long.

The pain has now gone. 8-)
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S-H wrote:Beer.
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The cute kittens that we got a few months back are growing up to be proper enforcers

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That's what a diet of Rum and seagulls will do, I guess.
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FFS! - I hope you've got a panic room you can get into one day...
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Lionel Messi

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How anyone can say Cristiano Ronaldo is better than him is truly beyond me.
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I was expecting more than that given the build up.
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James P wrote:I was expecting more than that given the build up.
Doubt that would make his top 100 best goals.
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Monkeybubbles wrote:The cute kittens that we got a few months back are growing up to be proper enforcers

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What sort of ****ed up mutation happened to those two ?
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^^^^ Monkeybubbles.
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