Little things in life that make you smile
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
I let one rip on the stairs on site the other day. Two scaffolders walked through the brown cloud and visibly gagged. It made my day.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
jastons wrote:Lionel Messi
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How anyone can say Cristiano Ronaldo is better than him is truly beyond me.
I was there with my son, after half an hour Barcelona were 2 nil down and my son turned to me and said
" Jesus dad we've only been here half an hour and they have turned into West Ham " :lol:
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My 'thing' is girls that are well-dressed, whether that be a suit, a dress, or a skirt and blouse, but always with heels.
A desk move in the office means that the best-dressed girl (not bad looking, but by no means a stunner) in our section now walks past me about a dozen times a day.
A desk move in the office means that the best-dressed girl (not bad looking, but by no means a stunner) in our section now walks past me about a dozen times a day.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/embed/hsjjNcIJQas[/youtube]WHU_Del wrote:A desk move in the office means that the best-dressed girl (not bad looking, but by no means a stunner) in our section now walks past me about a dozen times a day.
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£157.31 tax refund! GET IN!!!!!
Dunno what I'm going to do with it. Maybe a week's shop at Tesco or this month's (to date) gas/electric bill. Who knows? What a rush!
Dunno what I'm going to do with it. Maybe a week's shop at Tesco or this month's (to date) gas/electric bill. Who knows? What a rush!
Re: Little things in life that make you smile
I love free money off the taxman. Imagine how excited I was to once open a cheque for close to a grand, only to realise that it was actually a cheque for the wife who shares the same initials (and surname) as me.DasNutNock wrote:£157.31 tax refund! GET IN!!!!!
Dunno what I'm going to do with it. Maybe a week's shop at Tesco or this month's (to date) gas/electric bill. Who knows? What a rush!
Bah!
One of those things in life that made her smile.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Dude! There was this octopus ...
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:Dude! There was this octopus ...
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The way threads like the Salah one always descend into the same conversation and arguments
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I'd say council tax but you don't have to pay in Feb/March, so looks like you're flossing Dan.DasNutNock wrote:£157.31 tax refund! GET IN!!!!!
Dunno what I'm going to do with it. Maybe a week's shop at Tesco or this month's (to date) gas/electric bill. Who knows? What a rush!
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Or a day's shop at Waitrose..DasNutNock wrote:£157.31 tax refund! GET IN!!!!!
Dunno what I'm going to do with it. Maybe a week's shop at Tesco
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Overpay the mortgage?DasNutNock wrote:£157.31 tax refund! GET IN!!!!!
Dunno what I'm going to do with it. Maybe a week's shop at Tesco or this month's (to date) gas/electric bill. Who knows? What a rush!
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I felt that rush last year when they didn't take any monthly income tax off my PAYE to even out an overpayment from the previous year. I then get a tax code adjustment 6 months later because I owed them 2k. Absolute C-units.DasNutNock wrote:£157.31 tax refund! GET IN!!!!!
Dunno what I'm going to do with it. Maybe a week's shop at Tesco or this month's (to date) gas/electric bill. Who knows? What a rush!
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
An elderly man in the toilet in Barcelona airport who couldn't understand why the dyson hand drier wouldn't turn on when he kept putting his wet hands in and out.
I had to tell him he was dipping his hands into a waste bin, the dyson was a few feet to the left and was the same colour and shape to be fair.
I had to tell him he was dipping his hands into a waste bin, the dyson was a few feet to the left and was the same colour and shape to be fair.
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That would explain it. I was going to put "The Dyson Urinal" in the thread as being useless. Piss flying everywhere.ageing hammer wrote:An elderly man in the toilet in Barcelona airport who couldn't understand why the dyson hand drier wouldn't turn on when he kept putting his wet hands in and out.
I had to tell him he was dipping his hands into a waste bin, the dyson was a few feet to the left and was the same colour and shape to be fair.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Some of the people portilo has on his railway travelogue program :lol:
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I adore these little ****ers
95p for 6x25g packets!!!! And they do Smokey Bacon!!!
Where's the Beef and Onion ones they used to do?
Kettle Crisps etc are rubbish in comparison.
As for Mango flavoured Tortilla Chips.....what's that all about?!? How much of a wrong'un do you need to be to imagine they would ever be acceptable?
95p for 6x25g packets!!!! And they do Smokey Bacon!!!
Where's the Beef and Onion ones they used to do?
Kettle Crisps etc are rubbish in comparison.
As for Mango flavoured Tortilla Chips.....what's that all about?!? How much of a wrong'un do you need to be to imagine they would ever be acceptable?
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Wot? You can still get Golden Wonder Crisps? Where?bubbles1966 wrote:I adore these little ****ers
95p for 6x25g packets!!!! And they do Smokey Bacon!!!
Where's the Beef and Onion ones they used to do?
Kettle Crisps etc are rubbish in comparison.
As for Mango flavoured Tortilla Chips.....what's that all about?!? How much of a wrong'un do you need to be to imagine they would ever be acceptable?
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