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woodford
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by woodford » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:15 am
S-H wrote:
It's ok I don't think Monkeybubbles has clocked in yet.
seems to work on Edge but not chrome. i will persevere
psychoscoredthelot
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by psychoscoredthelot » Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:42 pm
V-M wrote:
I just split up with my girlfriend Lorraine, ive been having an affair with an older woman called Deirdre.
Anyway all's good because ...
I can see Deirdrie now Lorraine has gone...
works better with clara and lorraine
Samba
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by Samba » Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:30 pm
V-M wrote: I just split up with my girlfriend Lorraine, ive been having an affair with an older woman called Deirdre.
Anyway all's good because ...
I can see Deirdrie now Lorraine has gone...
psychoscoredthelot wrote: works better with clara and lorraine
Monkeybubbles will be the judge of that..
Monkeybubbles
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by Monkeybubbles » Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:11 pm
Aha!
Samba wrote:
Monkeybubbles will be the judge of that..
Monkeybubbles wrote:
07/02/19
Cock off Samba
Samba
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by Samba » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:11 pm
Samba wrote: Monkeybubbles will be the judge of that..
Monkeybubbles wrote: Aha!
Monkeybubbles wrote:
07/02/19
Cock off Samba
Up yer bum!
Westcliffspur
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by Westcliffspur » Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:10 am
Just walked past my local bookmakers and there was a sign on the door saying Open Sunday 11-4. I thought I would have twenty quid on that, it was open last Sunday
Westcliffspur
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by Westcliffspur » Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:33 pm
A Humberside city faces a serial killer who's stabbed and devoured three men, each called 'Alan'.
Police are profiling highly religious cannibals who will only eat Hull Al meat.
The Collector
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by The Collector » Sat Feb 09, 2019 5:45 pm
Dover KUMB fan wrote: The Non racist crap joke thread.
Catering for Alzheimer's since 2010
You’re not kidding. I just laughed out loud at all three of those.
Westcliffspur
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by Westcliffspur » Sun Feb 10, 2019 5:58 pm
As a parent myself I can appreciate how proud Mum Heung-min and Dad Heung-min are of Son Heung-min. What player.
Dover KUMB fan
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by Dover KUMB fan » Thu Feb 14, 2019 4:25 pm
Probably been on before. I'm sure I will be told.
Went home early as its Valentines day. The wife was stood at the top of the stairs virtually naked.
"Look!" She said I found a pair of my old crutchless knickers, and they still fit!"
I didn't have the heart to tell her they were actually one of my old vests.
ballantine
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by ballantine » Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:52 pm
Dover KUMB fan wrote: The Non racist crap joke thread.
Catering for Alzheimer's since 2010
How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
crankyhammer
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by crankyhammer » Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:11 am
My wife came into my shed yesterday.
"You're wasting your time and money on all these inventions!'' she said.
it was at this point that the slap a twat auto 3000 proved her wrong.
scobie
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by scobie » Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:34 am
Stolen from the Times today:-
Viagra: It might not make you James Bond, but it will make you Roger Moore.
Westcliffspur
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by Westcliffspur » Fri Feb 15, 2019 4:38 pm
crankyhammer wrote: My wife came into my shed yesterday.
"You're wasting your time and money on all these inventions!'' she said.
it was at this point that the slap a twat auto 3000 proved her wrong.
Lol. Very good.
Westcliffspur
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by Westcliffspur » Fri Feb 15, 2019 4:58 pm
My Mother in Law is always complaining about the price of stuff. '£2.50 for a cup of tea and £1 for a biscuit! That's ridiculous!'
'Look' I said, 'I didn't invite you round here, you just turned up'.
ageing hammer
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by ageing hammer » Fri Feb 15, 2019 6:18 pm
scobie wrote: Stolen from the Times today:-
Viagra: It might not make you James Bond, but it will make you Roger Moore.
Dover KUMB fan
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by Dover KUMB fan » Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:04 pm
A vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on my door. Before I could speak he tipped a bucket of dogshit over my carpet and said, "If this vacuum doesn't remove every trace of it I'll personally eat what's left"...
I replied, "I hope you're hungry because they cut off my electricity this morning"