The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

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Excellent! (Welcome back! :thup: ).
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FELLAS: Having sex tonight?

Pretend you're a scouser and come second.
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I met a transvestite from Lancashire last night. How did I know? She had a Wigan address

(not sure if I'm going to face the wrath of monkeybubbles)
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Dover KUMB fan wrote:I met a transvestite from Lancashire last night. How did I know? She had a Wigan address
(not sure if I'm going to face the wrath of monkeybubbles)
Oh dear, oh dear oh dear...brace yourself..
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January 2015
OFT wrote:I think Dave Whelan must be a transvestite.
Apparently, he's got a wigan address.

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Still love you.

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Over 4 years ago MB? Surely I am excused? :wink:
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I don't make the rules, I just do what the voices tell me.
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Hammer CA - :lol:
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Dover KUMB fan wrote:Over 4 years ago MB? Surely I am excused? :wink:
Ordinarily..

Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:51 am
Dover KUMB fan wrote:Just met a transvestite from Greater Manchester......
He has a Wigan address
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Excellent, you've got the job.

Phew.
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Ahh... this is awkward.
Proper rumbled :cry:
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My dad's sister made a weird sound like a snake when she took her anti-allergy medication.

Auntie hissed, I mean.
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Monkeybubbles wrote:Excellent, you've got the job.
Phew.
I was hoping to just cover holidays..
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The Kama Sutra contains 64 sexual positions.

The wife's position on all of them is...

"No..!!!"
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The best time of my life is when my father would get me to lay inside a tire and push me down a hill. They were Goodyears.
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CAN ADMINS DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED ON HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN WHO CLAIMS TO BE THE MOTHER OF ANOTHER MEMBER. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 7 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.
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Why do I feel almost compelled to search this thread?.... :eh:
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Westcliffspur wrote:The best time of my life is when my father would get me to lay inside a tire and push me down a hill. They were Goodyears.
:lol:
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Just got in touch with my inner self. That's the last time I buy toilet roll from Lidl.
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