West Ham have won just 27 of their 117 Premier League away games since they returned to the top flight under Big Sam.
Frantically googling synonyms for "happy". Frantically trying to remember what time Match of the Day 2 is on. Our season starts today, folks!
I’d been talked into going to Everton by an optimistic Young Jack (East Stand Martin Junior) in the Drayton Park pub after our good (but losing) performance at the Goons.
Four league defeats in a row was hardly how West Ham expected to start the 2018-19 campaign with Mauricio Pellegrino at the helm, as possibly the highest profile coach to take charge of the team in recent years, having already proven himself in English football during a successful spell at Man City.
Gordon Strachan got it about right. The clue is in the Christian name, he said, when debating Declan Rice’s international future.
Even though more than two years have passed since West Ham United relocated to Stratford, many supporters are still struggling to come to terms with the move.
WARNING: This is not going to cheer you up.
Blimey, you could almost hear the panic buttons being pressed throughout the West Ham world after the latest debacle. None more so, maybe, than inside our beloved owners’ boardroom.
And so we come to it. The ten greatest players to have played for West Ham United, and I strongly suspect that you could name most of them off the top of your head.
In narrowing down a list of over one thousand names to just fifty, it is inevitable that I will make some mistakes and certainly there is not a huge amount to choose between those in this section, and those who I have ranked immediately outside this list. In order to try and give some context, here are those players who just missed out: