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West Ham United v West Bromwich Albion - Match Preview.
Tuesday, 9th November 2010
by Preview Percy
''The Large Hadron Collider has finally produced a result for all those billions - a rather pretty picture a schoolkid with some coloured biros could have produced. Undeterred, we slammed some rather larger particles (ok, a plank of wood) into the back of Preview Percy's head. The results, though cheaper, are just as disappointing.... ..''

Birmingham City v West Ham United - Match Preview
Friday, 5th November 2010
by Preview Percy
''BBC journalists have been out on strike today. We were hoping that Preview Percy was going to join them even though he doesn't work for the BBC. We were disappointed. Again...... ..''

Arsenal v West Ham United - Match Preview
Friday, 29th October 2010
by Preview Percy
''Preview Percy has only just got home from Wednesday night's extra-time win over Stoke. Unfortunately, he had his laptop with him so here's his look at this weekend's visit to Arsenal.... ..''

West Ham United v Stoke City - Match Preview
Tuesday, 26th October 2010
by Preview Percy
''Paul The Psychic Octopus is sadly no longer with us. Preview Percy is in rude health however, despite the fact that we've stuck him in a fish tank. (Nothing to do with predictions - we just don't like him much). Here's his look at this week's League Cup match against the Potters...... ..''

The Jeremy Nicholas column: If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there
Friday, 22nd October 2010
by Jeremy Nicholas
''Iíll be taking my autograph book with me on Saturday for the Newcastle game. We have some legendary West Ham players from the sixties, coming down for a chat pitch-side before the game. ..''

West Ham United v Newcastle United: Match Preview
Thursday, 21st October 2010
by Preview Percy
''"If you pay peanuts you get monkeys" or so the saying goes. We're saving up for a bag of Percy Dalton's. Until then, Preview Percy writes our match previews. Here's his take on this weekend's visit from Newcastle United... ..''

Wolverhampton Wanderers v West Ham United - Match Preview
Thursday, 14th October 2010
by Preview Percy
''We asked the Chilean authorities if they had any plans for the hole now all the miners are free. Unfortunately, as soon as we mentioned Preview Percy they hung up. Here's his take on this weekend's trip to the Midlands.........''

Gollivanís travails
Wednesday, 13th October 2010
by Suhail Dhawan
''January. That fateful time of the year when every claret and blue peeps out from the comforts of their heated apartments to brace the chill of a month where the East Londoners are inevitably going to face a blizzard. ..''

The Jeremy Nicholas column: Mr Moon all over the world
Friday, 1st October 2010
by Jeremy Nicholas
''The new FIFA 11 came out today. I think itís the best football video game in the world. But Iím biased; Iíve been involved in the EA Sports FIFA games since 2006...''

West Ham United v Fulham - Match Preview
Thursday, 30th September 2010
by Preview Percy
''Look at it this way: if Preview Percy wasn't at home writing this stuff he'd be out on the streets mingling with members of the public. We figure that this is the lesser of two evils......''

That was the week that was
Thursday, 30th September 2010
by Tim Keen
''Six games, four points and nineteenth place. There has been considerable discussion as to whether we as fans should be pleased with this return. ..''

The Jeremy Nicholas column: Art for art's sake
Friday, 24th September 2010
by Jeremy Nicholas
''One of my favourite films is Chariots of Fire, where devout Christian Eric Liddell refused to run at the Paris Olympics because his race was on a Sunday. I like people who are not afraid to stand up for something that is important to them...''

West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur - Match Preview
Thursday, 23rd September 2010
by Preview Percy
''The nation is in turmoil - apparently lardy breakfast DJ Chris Moyles hasn't been paid for two months. Preview Percy isn't quite as lardy but we haven't paid him either. Ever. Like the BBC we get what we pay for.......''

Sunderland v West Ham United - Match Preview
Monday, 20th September 2010
by Preview Percy
''This match rather crept up on us, to be honest, what with our current league position keeping us awake at night. Preview Percy remembered it though. Unfortunately...''

Stoke City v West Ham United
Thursday, 16th September 2010
by Preview Percy
''Top Gear has "The Stig". We have Preview Percy. I wonder if Clarkson would entertain a swap deal.... ..''

Upton Parker
Monday, 13th September 2010
by Haim Baram
''As a diehard socialist I don't tend to observe religious holidays including Yom Kippur, but out of empathy with my neighbours I always stay indoors for the duration of the Day of Atonement, universally regarded as the most sacred day for the Jewish people. ..''

Pretty Bubbles
Monday, 13th September 2010
by Suhail Dhawan
''At the time that I put pen to paper or in a less technologically challenged world, put finger to key, I witness two contrasting web pages regarding the good olí Hammers. ..''

The Jeremy Nicholas column: The 66th minute
Friday, 10th September 2010
by Jeremy Nicholas
''Three games into the Premier League season and we are still without a point. Thanks goodness itís only Chelsea, Stoke and Tottenham next, or Iíd be worried...''

West Ham United v Chelsea - Match Preview
Thursday, 9th September 2010
by Preview Percy
''The transfer deadline has been and gone but our attempts to send Preview Percy out on loan to FC Chernobyl fell through when we couldn't get anyone to pay the air fare. Or the bus fare. Or the postage. So here he is again. Unfortunately........''

Adorning our demise
Thursday, 9th September 2010
by Haim Baram
''We hear quite often the shrill lamentations from Avram Grant's corner, bitterly complaining about the lack of resources at his disposal. The eight new players and the recovery of our almost chronically injured stars don't seem to mollify our manager's hunger for success and trophies. ..''

From Gloom to Boom, the difficult truth
Friday, 3rd September 2010
by James Carruthers
''Avram Grant has experienced three defeats in his first three games so far this season, shipping three goals in each...''

Manchester United v West Ham United - Match Preview
Thursday, 26th August 2010
by Preview Percy
''We were hoping that the torrential rain we've had over the past few days might prevent Preview Percy from coming in to deliver his match preview. Unfortunately, he owns a pair of wellies.......''

Are you SPL in disguise?
Tuesday, 24th August 2010
by Kit Robinson
''Six days into the Premier League season and you could be forgiven for thinking that it was the end of the season as far as the top four standings were concerned...''

West Ham United v Oxford United - Match Preview
Tuesday, 24th August 2010
by Preview Percy
''If you take an infinite number of monkeys and give them word processors it is said that eventually they will produce one of the classics. Unfortunately we couldn't afford the monkeys so here's Preview Percy to run his eye past our League Cup opponents Oxford United......''

The Jeremy Nicholas column: How I became the West Ham announcer
Sunday, 22nd August 2010
by Jeremy Nicholas
''I moved to East London from Cambridge when I was six. I think my parents may have done the driving, but I think I did most of the packing and dealing with estate agents...''

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