Insults you just don't hear anymore.

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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby Benfleet Pete on Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:09 am

I would say about 99% of all these insults are still in regular use in my household.








The wife. mouth like a toilet.
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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby Rocketron on Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:58 pm

Benfleet Pete wrote:I would say about 99% of all these insults are still in regular use in my household.








The wife. mouth like a toilet.

White wet and shat in ?
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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:44 pm

And with all piss and pubes around the rim?

Well?
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Re: Insults you just hear anymore.

Postby uptonparkhurst on Sun Jun 23, 2019 2:05 pm

The Old Man of Storr wrote:
Funnily enough I was watching Terry Thomas in some film the other day , he was playing tennis against Ian Carmichael and kept saying ' Hard Cheese ' every time Carmichael fluffed his shot - so , yeah , I was heavily influenced by old Terry there . :)


Monkey Mike wrote:School for Scoundrels. Cracking film that, also starring Alistair Sim.


Classic b/w British comedy. Free to watch or download from here -
https://archive.org/details/SchoolForScoundrels1959/School+for+Scoundrels+(1959).mp4
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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby WCpete on Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:03 pm

DasNutNock wrote:Basically, 90% of all insults have been phased out because they're insufficiently "woke".

you can shove your woke up your on point.
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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby Turns to Stone on Tue Jun 25, 2019 1:13 pm

Glad to see 'wingnut' in here.

Not an insult, but this thread reminded me of one of my favourite things to say as a kid - usually to teachers.

"Have you farted, Sir?"

"No"

"What, never?"

I might start bringing that back at the office.
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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby sendô on Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:49 pm

Prat.
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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby pablo jaye on Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:12 pm

sendô wrote:Prat.


And a variation ...’Prannet’. Don’t know where that came from though.
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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby delbert on Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:10 pm

Quim, scores well at Scrabble as well.......
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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby Tenbury on Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:54 pm

pablo jaye wrote:
And a variation ...’Prannet’. Don’t know where that came from though.


Billericay.
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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby Samba on Wed Jun 26, 2019 12:16 am

I'd quite like bum 'ead to make a return.
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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby sendô on Wed Jun 26, 2019 9:28 am

pablo jaye wrote:And a variation ...’Prannet’. Don’t know where that came from though.

"Pranny" I'm familiar with, but not "prannet".
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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby Tenbury on Wed Jun 26, 2019 9:52 am

'Had a rendezvous with Janet.
Quite near the Isle of Thanet, ' etc.....etc...
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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby woodgreenspur on Wed Jun 26, 2019 12:24 pm

Samba wrote:I'd quite like bum 'ead to make a return.

That's my mates nickname(slightly diffferent spelling)
Was written all over London in the 80s
Bum Ed ,E15 skins
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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby kayahammer on Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:08 am

Bummer
Spaz
Swot
'nana
insult to clothes - oxfam/sue ryder rejects
insult to integrity - Jimmy (whilst stroking chin)
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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby Eggs'n'nuts on Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:43 pm

kayahammer wrote:Bummer
Spaz
Swot
'nana
insult to clothes - oxfam/sue ryder rejects
insult to integrity - Jimmy (whilst stroking chin)


Following on from the clothes insult was the ditti:

"Let's all go to Tescos, where (XXXX) buy their best clothes"
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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby Shy Ted on Fri Jun 28, 2019 4:04 pm

Tosspot
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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby Chicken Run Supreme on Fri Jun 28, 2019 4:53 pm

Have we had gommo yet?
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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:02 pm

Eggs'n'nuts wrote:Following on from the clothes insult was the ditti:

"Let's all go to Tescos, where (XXXX) buy their best clothes"


I remember one game a few years ago where Steve Bruce got the absolute piss ripped out of him by our lot about his coat coming from Matalan which amused me no end. Childish in the extreme but ****ing funny
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Re: Insults you just don't hear anymore.

Postby Eggs'n'nuts on Sat Jun 29, 2019 6:02 pm

Eggs'n'nuts wrote:Following on from the clothes insult was the ditti:

"Let's all go to Tescos, where (XXXX) buy their best clothes"


Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:I remember one game a few years ago where Steve Bruce got the absolute piss ripped out of him by our lot about his coat coming from Matalan which amused me no end. Childish in the extreme but ****ing funny


In my mind, the more childish they are, the funnier they are! (And I'm 58 in just over a month's time)
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