You’ve seen it a thousand times before: a new signing sits down for his welcome-to-the-club interview, where he’ll proceed to say how happy he is to be here and that the move is a dream come true.
Javier Hernandez struck early to earn West Ham a morale-boosting victory in their final game of pre-season against French side Angers in Austria.
Manuel Lanzini, Andy Carroll and Winston Reid are all recovering well after undergoing surgery in recent weeks.
Andriy Yarmolenko will miss this afternoon's pre-season friendly with Angers as a result of a hip injury.
West Ham are interested in signing Le Havre's exciting young centre half Harold Moukoudi.
Middlesbrough manager Tony Pulis is hopeful of completing the signing of West Ham striker Jordan Hugill ahead of the transfer deadline.
Former Hammer Lionel Scaloni has been named as the new interim manager of the Argentinian national side.
New signing Alexandre Silva says he is delighted to have completed his move to West Ham United.
Midfielder Cheikhou Kouyate has joined Crystal Palace on a permanent contract, ending a four-year association with West Ham United.
A letter from Ron Greenwood to Shamrock Rovers FC has been put up for auction on eBay.